Important Info for Film Enthusiasts Including the Retirement of the Term "Film Enthusiast"

1. The Academy Awards will cause you to lose your eyesight. Or, in a less dramatic way of putting it that my doctor kept insisting on using, watching a ton of movies in a short timespan may cause you to notice that your eyesight has deteriorated naturally. Therefore, the Academy Awards may save your eyes from unchecked and rapid decay. Warning sign: if you have trouble picking out the details in a very clear, very colorful animated feature, you might be a redneck. I mean, you might be a filmy.

2. "Filmy" is the new "foodie." I just made it up, and I'm counting on you guys to spread this trend the way that we spread Peace Frogs in the early 90s.

3. I'm moving to a new URL (although the old one will still forward to it), so when one of your friends is like "What's that new Jamie Foxx film all about? I wonder if it's good!" you can change your snooty response of "Clearly you do not frequent http://stompnshout.blogspot.com" to a more concise "WWW.MISANTHROPICREVIEW.COM, EINSTEIN!" (Also please update any links you might have! And if you don't have links, you should totally make some!) OK awesome!